Valentines From The RNC

If the "rebate" checks that jeopardizes your children's economic future wasn't enough of a sweetheart message for you from the RNC this Valentine's Day, stop by their website to pick up free e-valentine propaganda from the Con-Passionate Conservatives.

http://net.gop.com/valentine/Default.aspx

They will supply you with Be Mine's like these:

Hmmm..thinking of a Valentine featuring our most likely Republican Presidential Nominee...

I got it...

(Insert a McCain Picture preferably not nude)

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

I will keep our troops in Iraq for 35,600 days.

I love thee freely, as long as you strive for the wrong "Right"

because conjuring fear is the best Republican might.

I love thee with a passion put to use,

tax cuts for the very rich is my muse.